JeffandtheTimeMachine

JeffandtheTimeMachine

One day while Jeff was in his                             room                             , he discovered that if you put                             number                                                         color                                                         thing_plural                             in a                             large_container                             and let them sit for                             number                                                         time_period_plural                             , it will turn the                             @large_container                             into a time machine. Jeff jumped in and was suddenly                             verb_ending_in_ing                             through time. His first stop was in                             year                             where he saw the signing of the Declaration of                             plural_noun                             . Then he ended up in the middle ages where he was accused of being a                             noun                             in disguise. He felt so                             adjective                             that he made it out alive. Jeff lost control of the machine and landed in the future. Amazingly, everyone there had                             thing_plural                             growing out of their                             body_part_plural                             . He saw a newspaper with the headline:                             celebrity                             has been elected President of the United States.                             exclamation                             , Jeff said, “This place is too                             adjective                             even for me. If                             @celebrity                             was president in my time, I would move to                             country                             or Canada.” He                             past_tense_verb                             back into the time machine and headed for home. When he got back to his                             @room                             , he took a                             weapon                             and destroyed the                             adjective                             time machine. Pieces of the                             @large_container                             were everywhere. The moral of the story is:                             @celebrity                             would make a bad president and there’s no place like here and now. Safe and sound in good ol'                             country                             .