JeffandtheTimeMachineWhen Jeff isn't playing a shredding guitar part on a Lordchain or Step Cousin song, he spends time in his secret laboratory. Check out his latest adventure. Print this LibAdd this lib to your website » |
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One day while Jeff was in his room , he discovered that if you put number color thing_plural in a large_container and let them sit for number time_period_plural , it will turn the @large_container into a time machine. Jeff jumped in and was suddenly verb_ending_in_ing through time. His first stop was in year where he saw the signing of the Declaration of plural_noun . Then he ended up in the middle ages where he was accused of being a noun in disguise. He felt so adjective that he made it out alive. Jeff lost control of the machine and landed in the future. Amazingly, everyone there had thing_plural growing out of their body_part_plural . He saw a newspaper with the headline: celebrity has been elected President of the United States. exclamation , Jeff said, “This place is too adjective even for me. If @celebrity was president in my time, I would move to country or Canada.” He past_tense_verb back into the time machine and headed for home. When he got back to his @room , he took a weapon and destroyed the adjective time machine. Pieces of the @large_container were everywhere. The moral of the story is: @celebrity would make a bad president and there’s no place like here and now. Safe and sound in good ol' country .
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