How I Met My Wife

How I Met My Wife

The year was                             year                             , and I was in                             location                             doing some scientific studies on the                             adjective                             mating behavior of                             plural_noun                             . It was difficult because specimens were so hard to obtain. I was                             verb_ending_in_ing                             in lab one day when a woman walked in carrying a particularly                             adjective                             specimen.

'Hi, Matthew, I heard you were looking for these! My name is                             first_name                             .'

As we talked, I couldn't stop looking at her amazing eyes, her incredible smile, and her beautiful                             plural_noun                             .

'Will you take me to where you found this?' I asked.

'Sure,' she said, 'It's right over there in                             location                             .'

As we walked there, we found a restaurant that served delicious fried                             plural_noun                             and powerful drinks made of vodka and                             plural_noun                             . The next thing I knew, we were back in my apartment and                             verb_ending_in_ing                             passionately. After a whole night of                             verb_ending_in_ing                             , I knew I was in love with her.

After                             number                             months, I proposed to her. I still remember her saying 'Yes' as I slipped the ring onto her                             noun                             .

At the wedding, she said to me, 'You know what I love about you, Matt? You're tall, handsome and                             adjective                             , of course, but what I love most is your sense of humor and your                             adjective                             smile. Of course the fact that we both love                             plural_noun                             doesn't hurt either.'

Now,                             number                             years later, we are still together, living in a                             adjective                             house in                             location                             with our                             number                             children and our pet                             noun                             ,                             first_name                             . But even after all this time, I still remember the time that I met my wife, and a feeling of                             noun                             fills my heart.